Tsukkomi Commentary

A little bit of my commentary while I was watching Battle Royale..
These are my opinions and sarcasm.

It contains spoilers, so for those who have not yet watched the movie, you have been warned! c:

So it begins..

• oh yeah, start the movie with dramatic music..
• just because adults don't know how to control their kids, they give up and pass a law that makes them kill each other..
• LOL, the teacher is so relaxed and acts if nothing happened after getting his rear slashed -gets up wash hands all chills-
• impending doom tunnel that's super long
• what the hell did the bus attendant smack his head with to make such a sound LOL
• hahahaha, super cheery video on a serious life-death game
• LOL BULLSEYE, right to the forehead, "King of Darts" throw
• aw.. I thought his head would've blown off..
• you have crossbow.. snipe from afar not chase after who you're gonna kill noob
• what the hell is with the cheery classical music
• WOW.. she can still care about her looks in a survival game!?!?
• he has an axe to his head of course he's not ok!
• you don't run towards a guy with a bigger and more powerful gun stupid..;;;
• stupid girls with a megaphone, you're just attracting people to come kill you
• yes, play more classical "calm" music while announce the deaths and danger zones lol
• wow she kicks like a wimp..
• she's holding gun out, arm's length.. you could just grab it and she'd start firing.. wasting the bullets
• wow.. he can think of sex at a time like this..
• Niida, you have a damn CROSSBOW.. she has a knife.. fucking shoot her not run!
• and Mitsuko just stands there quietly with an opportunity headshot! D:<
• shoot him in the head Shuya! THE HEAD!! How do you miss a headshot from such close range WHILE he's SLOWLY reloading you noob!
• Yuka totally moved out of her bowl of pasta LOL
• of course the Yuko would start saying "it's not my fault" >_>
• of all things to dream about, Noriko dreams about the teacher..;;;
• teacher appears out of nowhere
• what a sad confession
• op crazy dude kills crazy bitch lol
• pro hacks and bomb making on a deserted island lol!!!
• WOO! Good shot Kawada.. though I wished it was a headshot and not a throat shot lol
• yes! let's to a warm up exercise to celebrate the end of the game -casual music-
• and the teacher gets like it was nothing to answer the phone..;;
• you walk away from the steering wheel!!
• Noriko and Shuya wanted for murder when they escaped the BR game..=__=;;

End.